Sunday, February 11, 2007

Revolution Blues

Hi quick one as per,

Nurton I have succesfully purchased some gifts for both Christmas and your birthday so I have semi completed a NYR. Next step is posting them - this always seems to be where my best laid plans go askew.

What's up in this hemisphere - certainly not the temperature. Panic siezed the nation this Wednesday when a cold, powdery substance began to fall from the sky. The government immediately cranked the dial all the way from:

"What's going on? Did that ethnic fellow just do something suspicious, where's my marmite gone?"

past:

"Drink, Feck, Arse!"

to :

"Oh Lordy the world is coming to an end - I don't want to be Prime Minister any more, make Gordon do it."

Bird flu has struck Bernard Matthews (the company as far as I know Mr Matthews is enjoying a period of exceptional health). See I stop doing sudoku at Defra and the whole thing goes tits up. Amusingly our boys have decided to blame the Hungarians, top whole I say, it makes a change from the usual suspects (France, Germay, Iraq).

Enough timewasting I'm off to hunt down the nearest post office and spit at Vladmir the local Hungarian wino.

GG

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Nurton and friends,

I have nothing in particular to say about this post, or indeed about anything at all. I just thought I should say hi because I'm Bandick's cousin and I wanted you to know that those cross-blog links really work.

Maybe someday I'll come up with something interesting enough to be worthy of a blog. Then I'll link you both, thus stealing away your traffic for my own nefarious purposes.... Except I'm not really creative enough to be nefarious; I might have to settle for mildly unsettling.

Perhaps I should stop rambling now.

Sunday, February 11, 2007 4:39:00 AM  
Blogger Nurton said...

Hey Stuie,

Good to hear about my impending pressies, I look forward to them.

Is there an ETA yet?

How's da Maths?

Noel.

Friday, February 16, 2007 9:17:00 PM  
Blogger bandick said...

Hmmm. How come bandick's cousin posts on Nurton's blog but not on bandick's? Maybe a hint as to the identity of said cousin? Too many to try to guess...

Thursday, February 22, 2007 9:15:00 AM  

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