Forget about the crazy frog.... this is the crazy dog

Read this today on a forum while looking for some information regarding my car. Made me laugh....

"My ST200 is bit poorly today:
I left my street in my normal maner(foot down) and got bout 100yard to see a little dog running on the grass verge.
Nice doggy i thought at wich moment there was a big bang and crunch as this poor little beast was no more.
My bumper was in peaces on road, Under body splash pan was heading towards an oap on footpath and my fog lights had blood all over them.
I did the decent thing and went to save dog and sort him out when the little **** bit me.
I picked him up and put him on the grass verge and was talking to the old lady bout what to do.
As i was doing this the dog got up and walked past me and pissed up my leg. He then walked in shock infront of another car and went under his wheel. I told the bloke it was his problem now as the dog had walked from my hit.
He was in shock. The dog still got up and run in to the local street as if nothing had happened.
This little bugger has taken the bumpers off 2 cars in 5 mins.

I hope this is not the councils new way of slowing down the nutters round here."