Don't mind me dear, just lay back and think of George Clooney....

I absolutely love this story I read today.

I am often sceptical about new scientific discoveries because you think...."How is that going to be of any use to me". For example:

- Scientists discover radiation makes food hot

20 years later --> Microwave!!!

But this I think will never be practical. Firstly it is not going to be practical now, because no matter how well you know the girl in question, the phrase;

"Now would you mind getting undressed and laying still under this huge rotating donut while we shag dear. Oh and make sure you have left your car keys outside the room."

will NEVER be romantic.

Now I know what all you scientist are thinking..... that technology will be minimised so that a brain scanner thingy will fit in a device the size of a baseball cap. But this still presents the problem of;

"Would you mind wearing this so I can monitor you during our moment of passion dear".

Only a scientist could ever think that such a phrase would be acceptable in the bedroom. Classic.