Mr Baxter
As mark has commented on here that one of my mates (who featured in a NMW photo) is fit, it's only fair I post a picture of the future prime minister, himself. I must admit he does look OK in this picture but only because he is sporting a rather Nurton like 'Love rug'!

[Edit] - I have added this photo below as a caption competition. If you guess what he really was saying then you win a prize

[Edit 2] - Mark sent me an angry email this morning demanding I should him in his true light. This is the photo he had attached; Mark & the lovely Philly.

[Edit] - I have added this photo below as a caption competition. If you guess what he really was saying then you win a prize

[Edit 2] - Mark sent me an angry email this morning demanding I should him in his true light. This is the photo he had attached; Mark & the lovely Philly.

11 Comments:
you're very hot too mark!!
cheers for that comment......nurton pointed it out, so told him he had to put a picture up to embarrass you on the bloody internet.
nurton, think its a good thing you're no longer getting drunk, hopefully means me and my house mates will stop looking like tits on this website.
wow......that was a very 'un-kat' moment feeling sorry for colins bad photographic moments being on public display. have changed my mind - if you want any pictures from our 'wall of shame' you may take and parade!!!
Nurton, thanks so much for (a) doing this at all, and (b) picking an atrocious photo of me sorting out betting chips in a less than sober manner.
Anyway, my entry for the caption competition is "Steve-o, look at this zebra: Heaven knows he's miserable now."
Shit, that's actually a brown hyena - I feel my bushman powers waning...
Point is, I've got a Hansa in my hand while I poke a carcass with my foot - now THAT is bushman.
Bloody hell Mark, How many Hansa's had you imbibed by 9:56:30 in the MORNING??? Even a De Montfort student would be able to tell you that it is NOT a fecking Zebra!
PS: Can you remember what you really said. I can! Unlike your normal witty cool yibs it didn't win you any points with the ladies!
On safari form, up to 3.
No, I don't remember what I said but imagine it was either very dismissive of death and dead things in general (bringing a snort of disapproval/shake of the head from Phil), or involved comparing the appearance and/or smell of the rotting hyena to another AV!
The entries aren't exactly flying in, are they?
Now I come to think of it, Noel, wasn't a pressing down on its head with my foot and making some sort of mucus bubble out of its ear?
Mark, as you point out there has been no other entries (very disappointing!)
You have more or less hit the nail on the head. The quote was
"Look girls, when I press here with my foot, bubbles come out of its ear."
This resulted in looks of disapproval from not just Philly but all the AV's present except for me and Thompson!
I'm the first NMW competition failure. That hurts.
I wasn't sure where this poor animal might end up... I thought someone might drag it back to campus and leave it in front of say, BBB's office door. (*Not* a suggestion, just a concern.)
On the other hand, Mark is playing chips and there's this... this huge paw down on the ground next to his playing cards. The hell could that be?
you're not a failure, mark! You're fun. Everything in Nurton's world is fun.
Anna, hang around this site for awhile and all the great words pop up~
tyres
uni
adverts (my personal favorite)
post-haste
there's more, I'm just tired (as opposed to tyres).
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