Anybody any good at knitting?
Next Tuesday, I am planning to be naughty. I don't normally premeditate my illicit behaviour so far in advance, but I am bored and have nothing better to do.
I have been invited to a fancy dress party at a friend’s house. I am going to allow myself to have one or two drinks despite my self imposed drinking ban. There are 4 themes for the night (Jungle, Space, Under The Sea and The Wild West). My idea at the moment is to go as a Clanger, what I need is for somebody to knit me a clanger costume* before Tuesday.
If anybody does help me out with this, they will be richly rewarded with a special mention on this blog.
Other costume ideas would also be appreciated.
*It must have easy mouth access for drinking and an easy to operate zipable fly, other than that the specification is up to you, as long as it looks like a clanger.
I have been invited to a fancy dress party at a friend’s house. I am going to allow myself to have one or two drinks despite my self imposed drinking ban. There are 4 themes for the night (Jungle, Space, Under The Sea and The Wild West). My idea at the moment is to go as a Clanger, what I need is for somebody to knit me a clanger costume* before Tuesday.
If anybody does help me out with this, they will be richly rewarded with a special mention on this blog.
Other costume ideas would also be appreciated.
*It must have easy mouth access for drinking and an easy to operate zipable fly, other than that the specification is up to you, as long as it looks like a clanger.
posted by Nurton at 10:35 pm
2 Comments:
How about dressing up in chav outfit - burberry, reebok classics, loads of sovereign rings and gold necklaces and turning up in a souped-up Nova. When people ask what you are, just say "One of Saturn's blings".
Sorry, that was a truly terrible joke, but i have no other ideas.
PS: i white-washed this guy at squash!! (you did say you'd never hear the end of it!)
I am not going as a 'Chav', although I agree out of space is a good place for them.
Don't think there are any ant eaters in out of space or the jungle or under the sea or the wild west??? So should be safe from any unwanted misclassifications.
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