Why oh why
If a wild animal, a lion for example, eats a lot more than other lions, it grows up to be bigger and stronger than them and get all the lion sheilas to itself. Why oh why then, has my Easter holiday of excessive chocolate consumption lead to me becoming something far sort of a rippling muscle hulk???
I went to the gym as today's procrastination activity. I list my mistakes below:
- I shouldn't have gone to the gym, I should have been working on my uni project.
- I have somehow managed to lose a ridiculous amount of fitness in just 4 weeks of no exercise, heavy eating and moderate drinking
- I spent time doing weights and found I could lift just as much as before. Good start. Then I went on the bike and found I could cycle just as fast before. Then I looked in the mirror and realised the past hour was a waste of time as expansion has been between my legs and arms. At no point did I exercise my stomach.
- I pulled two muscles I didn't even know I had. (kinda on the front of my hips)
So I have learnt my lesson. I will take my fitness more seriously now. I liked it last term when I could play 90 minutes of football and not feel like a was about to die. I also used to drink heavily last term and at no point did I put on weight. Maybe alcohol is the answer? (If alcohol does have all the answers, imagine Smarties falvoured beer, it would make you the dog's bollocks at pub quizzes!)
I went to the gym as today's procrastination activity. I list my mistakes below:
- I shouldn't have gone to the gym, I should have been working on my uni project.
- I have somehow managed to lose a ridiculous amount of fitness in just 4 weeks of no exercise, heavy eating and moderate drinking
- I spent time doing weights and found I could lift just as much as before. Good start. Then I went on the bike and found I could cycle just as fast before. Then I looked in the mirror and realised the past hour was a waste of time as expansion has been between my legs and arms. At no point did I exercise my stomach.
- I pulled two muscles I didn't even know I had. (kinda on the front of my hips)
So I have learnt my lesson. I will take my fitness more seriously now. I liked it last term when I could play 90 minutes of football and not feel like a was about to die. I also used to drink heavily last term and at no point did I put on weight. Maybe alcohol is the answer? (If alcohol does have all the answers, imagine Smarties falvoured beer, it would make you the dog's bollocks at pub quizzes!)
posted by Nurton at 7:17 am
2 Comments:
Alcohol is the answer - Dr Tim prescribes a course of 6 pints of Guinness, to be taken daily for one term for medicinal purposes. Remember children, Guinness is good for you!
ummmmm. beer. I rememeber than. yummmmmm. drool. better go to bed and not go to kitchen in search of beer. good night
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