Why am I so cold?

Today I am freezing. I don't know why but I am sure it has something to do with the house being cold and that in turn has something to do with the weather being cold and rainy at the moment. Anyway as I can't be bothered to toddle to Harry's room and fiddle with the heating controls that don't like me, I will just stay here and hope that I manage to theorise some way to change the rules of thermodynamics so I can warm up without using any energy.

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Plan A failed. No luck designing new thermodynamic laws. I can't do any more work as my fingers are too cold to type. I now have a few options:

- Continue to sit here cross-armed with my hands in my arm pits (nice and warm!). This is 100% prohibitive to typing. Wait for Harry to come home and turn heating on.

- Reach to my draw and put on a pullover and see if this helps. Potentially only prohibitive to typing for 10seconds

- Attempt to 'wheel' on my chair to Harry's room via the one (downwards) step on our landing. Then read instructions and try to 'program' the heating. Potentially configuring the heating will take up all day and therefore be 100% prohibitive to typing. Also should I ‘lose control’ of my executive office wheelie chair I may accidentally head down the stairs.

- Wear gloves while typing. I predict only one in 5 keys will be the ones I want to press with this digit impairment so a typing prohibiting factor of 80%

What to do?