A sleeping tip and ugly rumours
Firstly, I learnt a little lesson last night:
It is a bad idea to drink a litre of coke in the hope of staying awake until 4am working if you are likely to give up 15 minutes later and go to sleep. The problem is that I managed to dose off but awoke half an hour later wide eyed and ready to go. I counted a lot of sheep last night.
I would also like to take this opportunity to quash a slanderous rumour that has been doing the rounds on the internet this morning.
Contrary to popular opinion I am NOT THE FATHER OF BRITNEY'S BABY
A baby like that will cost a lot to raise and I wish to have no part in the parenting. I send Britney and hubby my best wishes.
It is a bad idea to drink a litre of coke in the hope of staying awake until 4am working if you are likely to give up 15 minutes later and go to sleep. The problem is that I managed to dose off but awoke half an hour later wide eyed and ready to go. I counted a lot of sheep last night.
I would also like to take this opportunity to quash a slanderous rumour that has been doing the rounds on the internet this morning.
Contrary to popular opinion I am NOT THE FATHER OF BRITNEY'S BABY
A baby like that will cost a lot to raise and I wish to have no part in the parenting. I send Britney and hubby my best wishes.
posted by Nurton at 11:30 pm
3 Comments:
Glad to hear that you never "got busy" with Brittney. There was a time that I would have hit that like Ike Turner, but not now.
As far as the counter that you asked about, i have no freaking idea. I'm part of another blog called www.fileitunder.com and the guy that does most of the work on it set that up for me. However, you're welcome to come by that blog and ask him. Post some comment and what not as well. We have a strong US conservitive vent there so "non-US" persence would possibly make us more worldly. I'm personally trying to get Kofi Annan to come on every once in a while and decry us as "Imperistic dogs." That wuld be keen.
rob b is clearly a wanker. And a misogynist. Even if the 'hit that like ike turner' is an unfortunate U.S.-centric turn of phrase, it is nasty. However, all round relief that you are not the father of the unfortunate Spears brat is palpable. Not in the least as it would mean that you would have had to have actual intercourse with a female. Unless you did it by turkey-baster. Anyway, as we have already established, there is no way that you or that twat Darth Kendrick have or could hope to have in the near future, a girlfriend.
Dear 'Great Uncle NorthKorea"
It is one thing dictating your rather rude opinion of Darth and myself, but it is totally unacceptable to verbally abuse other people who comment her. So FECK OFF!!! We're sure you'll have no problems finding a perfect romantic interest for yourself with your excellent judge of character.
"What a prick" (Simon Pegg 1999)
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