I must be joking
As I have spent most of the day busying away on my university project I don't really have anything to blog about.
Anyway here to keep to amused is a joke I have been telling people today.....
Three somewhat elderly gentlemen are travelling home with the London underground after spending a jolly evening at a pub. The following conversation takes place:
- Is this Wembley?
- No, it´s Thursday.
- So am I, let´s have another drink!
Well it made me giggle. If it doesn't make you laugh leave a comment with a better joke.
Current Dissertation Stats
-Software Completion: 93%
-Words written: 5500
-Words written(edited): 4753
-Proof read: 10%
-Printed: 0%
-Bound: 0%
-State of concern: "Poland defence force, circa 1939.5"
-Pints of coke since 24/4/05: 0.5(Diet with lemon) 0.5(Diet with lime)+ 2(Cherry)
-Stress level: "Fecking high!"
Anyway here to keep to amused is a joke I have been telling people today.....
Three somewhat elderly gentlemen are travelling home with the London underground after spending a jolly evening at a pub. The following conversation takes place:
- Is this Wembley?
- No, it´s Thursday.
- So am I, let´s have another drink!
Well it made me giggle. If it doesn't make you laugh leave a comment with a better joke.
Current Dissertation Stats
-Software Completion: 93%
-Words written: 5500
-Words written(edited): 4753
-Proof read: 10%
-Printed: 0%
-Bound: 0%
-State of concern: "Poland defence force, circa 1939.5"
-Pints of coke since 24/4/05: 0.5(Diet with lemon) 0.5(Diet with lime)+ 2(Cherry)
-Stress level: "Fecking high!"
posted by Nurton at 12:01 pm
4 Comments:
A loooo-nely man living in a tiny flat decides he needs a pet. He visits the pet store and checks out the offerings.
A dog? Too much walking.
A ferret? Too much biting.
He takes home a centipede. Centipede = low maintenance.
He decides to head out to dinner and invites the centipede.
"Centi," he chirps. "I'm going out to dinner in 10 minutes if you'd like to come." No answer. He leaves.
A couple of minutes later he returns. "Centipede, I'm going to dinner in a few minutes if you'd like to come." No reply. He'll come back later.
"Centipede," he barks a few minutes later. "I'm leaving for dinner, whether you come or not."
"Alright already," the centipede chirps. "I heard you the first time. I'm just putting on my shoes!!!"
Words written: 479
Words in punchline: 6
Words written under the influence: 479
Words written while watching ABC's "the Bachelor": 479
Why should you never buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fall out.
Here's a joke '... from London'. Sloblock are you from London. The place in which you were born and reside during yor holidays isn't even in a London borough. You are from a suburb of a suburb of a suburb etc. of London. God I'm bored, to be pointing that out. I think I'll cut out 25 hands for Brownies on Thursday. Now, DO SOME WORK!
I love that Chernobyl gag. Very very funny!
Nat: Dictionary definition of 'Suburb' = The periphery of a city or town
'Of' in this context meaning, belonging to.
Therefore the suburbs are part of the city.
Also there is no break in the housing between Wessie B and the centre of London except for the odd football pitch or sewage works!
Quod Erat Demonstrandum
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