The Onion
Found this website yesterday... www.theonion.com .... much more entertaining than the BBC news website. See below for some quotes from the articles in last weeks paper:
Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'
"The people who said Iraq was a quagmire and that the president would never get our troops out are now eating crow," said Sean Hannity on his popular radio show Tuesday. "Of course, I don't expect anyone will have the honor to come forward and actually admit that they were wrong to question our commander-in-chief."
How could I Get My Wife's Funeral So wrong?
"I finally asked the band to stop and handed them their pay, including a good-sized tip so they'd clear out fast. But there was a language barrier. And besides, I mess everything up. I don't know how it happened, I just know that instead of stopping, the band launched into the hat dance."
Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'
"The people who said Iraq was a quagmire and that the president would never get our troops out are now eating crow," said Sean Hannity on his popular radio show Tuesday. "Of course, I don't expect anyone will have the honor to come forward and actually admit that they were wrong to question our commander-in-chief."
How could I Get My Wife's Funeral So wrong?
"I finally asked the band to stop and handed them their pay, including a good-sized tip so they'd clear out fast. But there was a language barrier. And besides, I mess everything up. I don't know how it happened, I just know that instead of stopping, the band launched into the hat dance."
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