In my veins today: 7 parts beer, 2 parts blood, 1 part "miscellaneous"

Bollocks. I crashed the beer scooter on the way home and I have something to admit, I was driving without a license or insurance and to tell you the truth I think I might have been what the police call "drink driving".

Anyway, no damage was cause to property or my body so that is OK!

I found a daffodil on the way home, I have not a clue where or how. Seems my beer scooter took me to some late night (3am) florist. Strange.

I am currently experimenting with reintroducing my stomach to a thing call food. Using my patented "uber sandwich" to start with. Or maybe I should have started with something less complex, oh well, time will tell.

Playing squash with my mate James at 2:30 today. Must remember to sober up in time. I lost last week, I don't think I have chance in hell this week. 90 mins without passing out will be a victory today!