Saturday, March 19, 2005

Hangover therapy

I truely believe that the internet can be a cure for all hangover related problems. I found this once while hungover.....

http://www.jengajam.com/r/Saddam-Hey-Ya

which is just amazing. (Was a while ago)

and this morning I found this. I am a great fan of all forms of toliet humour, but stuff about toliets, well you just can't beat that....

16 THINGS TO DO IN A STALL IN THE PUBLIC TOILETS 1. Stick yor palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that 3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silience with bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit, my glass eye" 6. Say "Damn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toliet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt iterratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa Easy boy" 10. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters" 11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please? 12. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 13. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 14. Play a well known song on your butt cheeks over and over again. 15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say,"Peek-a-boo" 16. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".

You may think it's lame. It probably is lame but it made me laugh out loud.

Also making me laugh out loud is the DVD I got from amazon yesterday, 'Director's commentry' It's a collection of spoof commentries by Rob Brydon (of Keith Barratt fame). Very funny!

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