Friday, March 18, 2005

Dr Nurton will see you now

Essay news >2000 words done. Hope to have finished all hard bits by 12:30 and then just have to add some more references, proof read, print, walk to campus and get hair cut)

Stop press: Medical discovery

Of more interest (possibly), this morning I discovered that either Carrot cake or cashew nuts have the same effect on my body as cous cous. (The effects of cous cous on Noel's body is to form a future post no doubt (also closely related to the effect of venison on my mates, Stuarts, body))

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations on finishing your essay. May I remind you of your legal obligation to go out on a 3-day bender to celebrate. Remember to take your Beer Scooter with you and to steal as much street-furniture and electrical equipment from halls of residence as you can carry.

Friday, March 18, 2005 4:29:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With regards to your diet, I can confirm (having had some first-hand experience of your genetic make-up) that it is the cashew nuts at issue here.

Friday, March 18, 2005 4:53:00 am  
Blogger Nurton said...

Hi Natalie

I assume I don't know you, but how do you know I have finished my essay? (I have). Anyway, thanks for the congrats. I as it is the end of term I am going to treat myself and take the wine-yatch with me tonight. I'm not in halls or going to be going near any, but I will try and find something or someone to bring home as a trophy of the night. (wow that makes me sound like a slut. I'm not a slut)

Friday, March 18, 2005 7:44:00 am  
Blogger Nurton said...

Hello Spicyhotone

How do you know about MY genetic makeup????? The possiblity that somewhere, someone is anyalising my DNA, possibly with the intent of cloaning, scares me. If you know anthing about this PLEASE let me know.

Friday, March 18, 2005 7:46:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stu emailed this to me, so I have put it up here as a comment (as that is what it is)

Genius(the google thing)...have wasted 1/2 an hour doing the samewith all the swearwords I know (36) no such luck but a lot of porn so not an entirely wasted endeavour.

Ah venison...I have found a similar effect can be atrributed to smarties.

Stu

Friday, March 18, 2005 7:50:00 am  

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