CNF Policy #349
I have decided that I will use this blog to showcase any ideas we have for the CNF, hence I have added Stu (aka Darth Kendrick(see future post as to why he calls himself Kendrick, suffice to say it has something to do with a longing for Kendrick's bird, a loud and busty Belgian)) as a author to the blog. Policies will be uniquely numbered and named.
CNF Policy #349 - People who will be expunged for the greater good after regime change.
The following people have been vetted and found not to meet the low standards required by the CNF for membership and well..... life. They will be placed into the 'Black Hole Justice System' for crimes against everybody (at present this list is not exclusive, in fact we encourage you to add to it)
- Summer Hoyland from the TV show Neighbours. For one reason only. "Being the most annoying person in the universe, ever"
- The little old lady who lives in the house next to ours (name currently unknown, but could be Judy). For one reason only. "Giving me evils from her window when I park my car outside her house, when I am unable to park outside mine. Life is too short to worry about that, in any case she doesn't have a fecking car!"
- Kilroy-Silk. For many reasons. "For thinking that it would actually make the UK great to be represented by an orange PM.", "For talking to people like they can only understand a maximum of twenty words per minute", "For being orange", "For reading the daily mail"...
- Tim Henman. For one reason only. "For not quite ever being good enough"
Please feel free to add to the list by adding comments. But please remember to give reasons. Remember this is not a slap on the wrist punishment, this is for the hardened offenders whom cause a real inconvenience to the general public.
CNF Policy #349 - People who will be expunged for the greater good after regime change.
The following people have been vetted and found not to meet the low standards required by the CNF for membership and well..... life. They will be placed into the 'Black Hole Justice System' for crimes against everybody (at present this list is not exclusive, in fact we encourage you to add to it)
- Summer Hoyland from the TV show Neighbours. For one reason only. "Being the most annoying person in the universe, ever"
- The little old lady who lives in the house next to ours (name currently unknown, but could be Judy). For one reason only. "Giving me evils from her window when I park my car outside her house, when I am unable to park outside mine. Life is too short to worry about that, in any case she doesn't have a fecking car!"
- Kilroy-Silk. For many reasons. "For thinking that it would actually make the UK great to be represented by an orange PM.", "For talking to people like they can only understand a maximum of twenty words per minute", "For being orange", "For reading the daily mail"...
- Tim Henman. For one reason only. "For not quite ever being good enough"
Please feel free to add to the list by adding comments. But please remember to give reasons. Remember this is not a slap on the wrist punishment, this is for the hardened offenders whom cause a real inconvenience to the general public.
posted by Nurton at 8:17 am
1 Comments:
What makes you think that just because your mother likes somebody they will be pardoned? I happen to know for a fact that your mother likes you, but that won't save your arse if you are ever caught wearing burberry!
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