Bloody Blonde Bitch
OK, first of all, I am in good mood now, essay has been handed in, at 3098 words you could even say I was a little too keen. Anyway.....
Arrive in departmental office at 3:51pm (my watch) to hand in work
Me: Hello, can I hand in my coursework please
Bloody Blonde Bitch(BBB): Er.... Umm.... What module is it for?
Me: Artificial Intelligence, 3rd year
(All further comments from BBB are spoken like Herr Flick from the sitcom 'allo 'allo)
BBB: It's late!
Me: uh, umm, errr, *look at clock on wall*, no I have 9 minutes still
BBB: It's late!
Me:*confused look*
BBB: The deadline is a 2pm
Me: *shock*, but the sheet with the essay question given out by the lecturer said 4pm
BBB: NO, it's 2pm
Me: but the sheet....
BBB: NO, I don't know nothing about no sheet
Me: I have it here, I think *look for it in bag*
BBB: Oh yeah the sheets wrong
Me: What? So that's OK then, it's not my fault
BBB: NO, you should have known
Me: Why? (think about being sarcastic, but leave it for now)
BBB: All 3rd year hand in's are at 2pm. You will have to fill this claim form in stating why it was late. Groans, gets up, looks for sheet. (meanwhile other student in office whispers to me that he is also in the same predicament but too scared to argue with BBB)
Me: *fill out form and give to BBB*
BBB: reads the form (so much for privacy laws), Oh you didn't have to write a bloody essay in the "Reasons" box.
Me: I like writing
BBB: *reading from my "private" form aloud to everybody in the office* "...I didn't bother to double check the hand in time as other modules have hand weird handin times this year...."
BBB: That's not true. All module are 2pm. You are wrong
Me: Well my bioinformatic was due in at midnight by email on a sunday evening.
BBB: Biology modules don't count
Me: It's not a biology module, it is taught by the lecturer in the office, just the other side of that wall from your desk *points* (sarcasm hat well and truly on at this point!)
BBB: Oh well.. ummm.... ahh.... HE's (the professor) not allowed to do that.
Me: So both me and Prof. Corne are in trouble now (under my breath)
Me: Can you tell me my candidate number please so I can put it on my form.
BBB: Oh bloody hell..... *shuffles through paper work*........................
It goes on but I have to be getting on and don't have enough time to write more.
Bought new Daft Punk album on the way home to cheer me up, from what I have listened to so far, it seem pretty damn good.
Anyway lots other stuff has gone on today, will catch up tomorrow as I try to rid myself of inevitable hangover. Which reminds me, time to start drinking now.... bye
Arrive in departmental office at 3:51pm (my watch) to hand in work
Me: Hello, can I hand in my coursework please
Bloody Blonde Bitch(BBB): Er.... Umm.... What module is it for?
Me: Artificial Intelligence, 3rd year
(All further comments from BBB are spoken like Herr Flick from the sitcom 'allo 'allo)
BBB: It's late!
Me: uh, umm, errr, *look at clock on wall*, no I have 9 minutes still
BBB: It's late!
Me:*confused look*
BBB: The deadline is a 2pm
Me: *shock*, but the sheet with the essay question given out by the lecturer said 4pm
BBB: NO, it's 2pm
Me: but the sheet....
BBB: NO, I don't know nothing about no sheet
Me: I have it here, I think *look for it in bag*
BBB: Oh yeah the sheets wrong
Me: What? So that's OK then, it's not my fault
BBB: NO, you should have known
Me: Why? (think about being sarcastic, but leave it for now)
BBB: All 3rd year hand in's are at 2pm. You will have to fill this claim form in stating why it was late. Groans, gets up, looks for sheet. (meanwhile other student in office whispers to me that he is also in the same predicament but too scared to argue with BBB)
Me: *fill out form and give to BBB*
BBB: reads the form (so much for privacy laws), Oh you didn't have to write a bloody essay in the "Reasons" box.
Me: I like writing
BBB: *reading from my "private" form aloud to everybody in the office* "...I didn't bother to double check the hand in time as other modules have hand weird handin times this year...."
BBB: That's not true. All module are 2pm. You are wrong
Me: Well my bioinformatic was due in at midnight by email on a sunday evening.
BBB: Biology modules don't count
Me: It's not a biology module, it is taught by the lecturer in the office, just the other side of that wall from your desk *points* (sarcasm hat well and truly on at this point!)
BBB: Oh well.. ummm.... ahh.... HE's (the professor) not allowed to do that.
Me: So both me and Prof. Corne are in trouble now (under my breath)
Me: Can you tell me my candidate number please so I can put it on my form.
BBB: Oh bloody hell..... *shuffles through paper work*........................
It goes on but I have to be getting on and don't have enough time to write more.
Bought new Daft Punk album on the way home to cheer me up, from what I have listened to so far, it seem pretty damn good.
Anyway lots other stuff has gone on today, will catch up tomorrow as I try to rid myself of inevitable hangover. Which reminds me, time to start drinking now.... bye
posted by Nurton at 7:51 am
3 Comments:
Fight the power brother!
Stick it to the bitch! I suggest semtex under her nail file.
Oh, I can't describe how strong the urge to use the "talkie talkie" force was yesterday. I was frightened that if I did it,it might get out of control. Has this ever happened to you darth? Is excessive use against the law?
Start an official protest of students against the BBB system. Use the force to get rid of administration in universities, bloody uneducated locals.
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